Paris Hilton Topless Pictures Reveal Billion Dollar Boobs

Sure, it's easy to make fun of Paris Hilton, but I ask you this: what other blonde heiress is going to flash her boobs on a yacht off the coast of Italy just hours after being hassled by cops again for smoking the stinky weed? That's right, I don't see Ivanka Trump whipping off her top for some fake sun and some real topless photos for the paparazzi on nearby boats.

These Paris Hilton topless pictures let us know that Paris has no intention of leaving the attention spotlight. And, as I ogle her boobs, I think, this is a good thing.