Foto Memek Britney Spears

Well, you didn't ask for it, but here it is: Britney Spears' pussy. Well, almost. Hot off the heels of the last Britney Spears Upskirt, she's ditched her underwear, but thankfully, these Britney Spears upskirt pictures don't reveal it all, but they do reveal that Britney is fully shaved, and has leveled-up, bringing her into the Master Class level in the school of celebrity skankiness. No doubt she has learned all she can from new pal Paris Hilton, and is now studying from the notes of the High-Sensei Lindsay Lohan.

Let me just make something clear, though. This is way, way more than I've ever wanted to know about any of these girls, and I really wish they'd put on some damn underwear. There's only so much herpes-infected, Kevin Federline-abused genitalia that one man can take, and I have definitely exceeded my limit.

If you however still have a stomach strong enough to go on, here Britney Spears pussy on full display. You have fun, I'm gong to throw up.

MMA Ring Girl Kelli Hutcherson Utterly Sextastic for Maxim

File these ridiculously sexy pictures of MMA hottie Kelli Hutcherson under the category of 'things that make you say 'damn!'.

I mean, wow. Thanks much to our friends at Maxim for bringing forth this sweaty, shiny, sexy boobtastic blonde for all the oglers of the world to drool over. I'm not exactly sure where to start with Kelli Hutcherson, and I suppose starting points on this amazingly hot bodied ring girl is kind of not nearly as important as ending points, of which several now come to mind after some intensely spiritual leering.

If reincarnation exists, I'd like to enter the program immediately and come back as Kelli's gym towel. Hey, some guys want to be a prince or a rock star, I just want to be a towel! That doesn't seem like too much to ask, but it would make me eternally grateful.

Daria Werbowy Nude Pictures for the Face of Lancome and the Body of a Goddess

It's time to re-introduce Daria Werbowy. Best known for being the worldwide super hottie pimpstress for makeup brand Lancôme and being the sextastic model I stare at far too long in my girlfriend's magazines until I get smacked, but known by today's Egotastic! readers for simply being sexy and nude and wonderful all over.

These Daria Werbowy nude pictures (designed to be a calendar of sorts) from this month's Vogue France have me blushing au natural, no need for artificial color in these cheeks. Come right in, Daria Werbory, please, take off your coat, make yourself at home. And, enjoy.

Hayley-Marie Coppin Topless on a Bed Because Sometimes My Dreams Do Come True

Sometimes, the wheels of kismet just line up ever so nicely. Like taking me belusted Hayley-Marie Coppin and her bodacious body, not much more clothing than some black stockings, and one big giant bed. Something like, oh, something like I've imagined maybe ten million thousand hundred times. As an estimate.

The middle of the week has officially been achieved. Don't take this accomplishment lightly. No more lightly than you would treat the opportunity should you come home to find Hayley-Marie Coppin nekkid on a four poster bed in your boudoir. In short, feel good about yourself and try not to drool.